Let’s be real, folks. Finding reliable reviews these days is harder than scavenging a decent discarded pizza crust in a overflowing dumpster. That’s where I, Ron the Sewer Rat, come in. I’m not paid off by fancy corporations or swayed by shiny objects. My reviews are raw, honest, and straight from the gutter… literally.
I’m not your typical critic. I don’t care about Michelin stars or fancy labels. My standards are simple: Is it worth the effort to acquire? Does it improve my quality of life (which, admittedly, is already pretty low)? And most importantly, does it smell interesting?

My Review Categories
- Edibles (or Allegedly Edible): From discarded pizza to questionable cheeses, I’ll tell you what’s worth gnawing on.
- Shelter & Home Decor: Rating the comfort and structural integrity of various drainpipes, cardboard boxes, and discarded furniture.
- Gadgets & Gizmos (Found in the Trash): Unbiased opinions on discarded electronics, broken toys, and other treasures found in the abyss.
- Experiences: Navigating the treacherous currents of the sewer system, avoiding exterminators, and other thrilling adventures.
Recent Reviews
Bob’s Discount Bin Pizza (Day-Old): 3/5 Stars
The crust was a little stale, but the pepperoni still had some life in it. A solid choice for a quick and easy meal. Warning: May contain traces of dumpster juice.








